After watching Dwayne Wade throughout these playoffs in just his post game press conferences I have actually decided he is the biggest asshole on the face of the earth. It's actually as if winning and losing doesn't matter to him and the only thing he cares about is what glasses he's gonna be wearing after the game. Is he gonna go with the nerd glasses with no lens? Is he gonna go with the nerd glasses with the lens? Or like the other night is he gonna go with something like this stupid pair in this picture up top? He looks like an asshole when he does this shit and therefore he is an asshole because it doesn't seem to phase him with how stupid he looks.
Tonight I'm just wondering what stupid fucking pair of glasses will he whip out for the post game presser if the Heat win? You know if they win he's not just gonna pull out your run of the mill pair of nerd glasses. He's gonna have to do something better. I would say he might go with the shutter shades, but that might be a little too predictable as well. So here's what I'm thinking he pulls out if the Heat take the title tonight:
I mean why not right? If you're gonna be an asshole, you might as well go full asshole. Now although this might seem ridiculous to all of you, it's also ridiculous that he wears glasses with no lenses in them to press conferences to begin with so can you really put it past him? Absolutely not. I'm saying when the Heat finish off the series that DWade is pulling out the glasses with the nose and the mustache. It'll be the perfect finish for a dickhead like him. Anyone else have any thoughts on this subject? Feel free to comment.
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