The "Octomom" Has A Porno

Pam Anderson did it, Kim Kardashian did it, and now it looks like Nadya Suleman aka "The Octomom" has a porno.  Paris Hilton is probably kicking herself somewhere because everyone stole her idea.  If Snooki having a baby on December 21st doesn't convince you the world is ending, this should.  Apparently the mother of 14 finally figured out treating your vagina like the Jersey Turnpike isn't the most stable financial decision and is now making a little extra cash with self pleasure porno.  The premise is Octomom getting bored and fucking herself with a dildo.  Um hello, it's the Octomom, she will probably need to use a traffic cone to even begin faking an orgasm.  Not only that, but it's a self pleasure porno, does anyone still watch those after 1990?  The worst part about this is she called the experience "liberating" after being growing up believing that "touching yourself is dirty and wrong."  Again people, here is proof that denying masturbation is not only unhealthy, it's bad for society.  I don't have balls, but I'm pretty sure if I did they'd be inside me right now.