A 24 year old chick takes a fifteen year old boy into a tanning booth at a gym, takes her pants off and starts making out with him. The boy's mother pounds on the door and then drags the chick out of the tanning booth. Now as easy as it would be for me to give this award to the chick in the tanning booth, I'm not gonna do that. I'm giving it to mom. Why? Because mom, your son was about to get some mid 20's tang that he obviously wanted. Like she didn't force him in there in a crowded gym. She just told him to come in and have sex with her. He's 15, his hormones are raging, he's gonna go and try to have sex with her. He was probably so happy that he was about to get his dick wet and then you had to come along and be the ultimate cock block. What are you gonna do when he gets older and starts slaying older chicks? You gonna drag all of them out and beat them up? I doubt it. Now your son swiping that v card is gonna have to wait, and it's all moms fault. Here's your t-shirt, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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