A chick who my friend is talking to was telling me a story about a girl he's banging who called him at 530 in the morning the other day just to talk because she thought he was up. Hun, it's 5:30 in the fucking morning unless you need to be bailed out of jail or you're stuck in a ditch somewhere there really is no reason to call.
You thought he was up? Okay, well look at it this way. The sun hasn't even come up yet. Even if he's technically awake, he's still in the process of getting up. Therefore, you shouldn't be calling. I'm pretty sure there's not a guy on the planet who would call up a chick at 5:30 in the morning literally just to talk. And if there is, he's a pussy.
I mean come on, you really couldn't think of any time that would have been better to call him? I can think of about twelve to fifteen other times off the top of my head that would have been better. You're not even calling him to tell him that he left a BJ at your place and he should come get it. You're calling for small talk. No chance that's happening that early in the morning.
Finally, how much of a shit fit would your ass throw if he called you that early? You would be so pissed off and probably wouldn't talk to him all day because you'd be so mad at him for calling you that early. But you know what? That's just what women do. They bitch and moan and then when it happens to them they cry about it. How about you just sleep a little later and next time call anytime after nine. When you can do that, a guy might actually like you.
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