Is this real life? No, it's just what happens in Wal Mart. A dude tried to steal exactly one bottle of beer and got caught because he's probably at the bare minimum half retarded. His retaliation was just dropping trou and taking a dump on the floor. He was arrested on suspicion of defecation in public. Now that sounds absolutely hilarious I'm sorry. Anyway, what were you raised in a barn bro? First of all you're trying to steal ONE bottle of beer. What's the point? Are you really gonna get hammered off one bottle of beer. Chicks don't even get drunk off that. They pretend they do, but they really don't. And to top it off, how pissed off do you have to be to decide you wanna just drop a hot dukie on the floor of a retail store? Was it really necessary? I'm pretty sure you could have done without dumping on the floor. But what do I know? I'm just a spectator who doesn't shop at Wal Mart.
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