Story from Benjamin (Syracuse):
"It was a dark and stormy night, just kidding I figured if the story sucked at least that might get me on the blog. Anyway, you never really know a real cunt until you've dated one. My ex decided one night that she was just going to randomly show up at my best friends graduation party without an invite. I looked at this as a shot at me because she obviously knew I was going and wanted to try and get a rise out of me. Luckily for her I had been drinking for several hours and a rise she got. I walked around all pissed off for awhile muttering shit under my breath, getting more drunk and letting everyone know that I was not happy about who had arrived. Finally we go outside the party and we start brawling in the street. When I finally asked why the fuck she showed up to my friend's party all she responded with was, "just to see what the fuck you would do." A real classy response from a real classy broad. I told her to go fuck herself and that whenever I would tell her that I came I never actually did. I was drunk and had nothing else to say, but in my head it sounded good. Turns out the next day I saw her, we had sex and then we parted ways never to see each other again. I guess that's the sound of forgiveness, screaming and then silence."
Let me start by saying it was really your second sentence that got this story on here and your last sentence of quoting Llamas with Hats. Now, as for the story I have no idea how you're not in prison for brutally killing her because if a chick ever gave me a response like that I would probably kill her on the spot. Way to keep your composure and get the goodbye sex the next day. Nicely done Benjamin, if you have any more stories please send away.
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