Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Reader Email: I Would Bang My Best (Girl) Friend

 
Email from John Hancock (Rochester): 

"I read this site all the time and I see a lot about you saying how guys just want to fuck girls and that we don't actually want to be friends with women. And then I got to thinking and I realized that you're absolutely right. I have one girl best friend who's been my friend for years. She's just like one of my bro's but she has a vagina. But I have to be honest with you, if given the opportunity I would totally nail her. Like if we were out one night and we were ready to go, I would easily lay the wood. Why? Because I'm a guy, she's a girl, and the reason I am still friends with her is the hopes that one day that actually happens. So I'm just letting you know that you're absolutely right, I would lay the wood to my best friend who is a girl." 

Bravo sir, bravo! Here is all the proof you ladies need to see that guys don't actually want to be friends with any of you. Even a guy who's been friends with a girl for years says if given the opportunity he would still bang her. Why? Because we're guys and that's what we do. We don't want to be friends. All these women think that we're looking for friendship, but realistically we're just looking to get it in. Ladies, it's simple; if you want a friend get a dog. The end. 

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