Since I was at my shore house all weekend we had some guests coming in and out and one of our guests was telling us a story about his friend who says that sex with a midget was the best sex that he's ever had. Seeing as how I was baffled by this, I figured why not write a blog about it.
Call me crazy, but I just don't see it. How can the sex with a midget be that great? First of all, it's a midget. How many times do you see a midget walking down the street and say to yourself, "Damn, that midget is looking sexy,"? Maybe in their realm, the little dwarf and midget people do that but I'm pretty sure that never happens in our world.
Second of all, doesn't it just seem weird? Like you wouldn't be weirded out by a little naked midget chick that your dick is probably bigger than? You might as well just buy one of those flesh lights it's probably the same thing. You can put it on your dick and spin it like a top, that's about the only thing you're gonna do with a midget anyway. If you're on top she's probably dead if your penis is the size of anything bigger than a light switch.
I just can't see how sex with a midget is that awesome. Maybe it's one of those don't knock it till you try it things but I can't buy into that. There are plenty of better ways to get off that don't involve mystical creatures from fucking medieval times. Let them stay in their realm and we'll stay in ours.
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