Look at that mug. Just standing at a solid 6 feet 8 inches tall, maybe even bigger who the fuck knows, Brittney Griner is the big woman on campus. But how big of a woman on campus is she? Is she really that big of a deal, or is she like that awkward bitch that everyone is nice too but then makes fun of behind their back? I doubt she's that, but does she have the power of the big man on campus?
What am I talking about? Well, it's actually quite simple. You know how when guy basketball players are just the shit and the big man on campus? We have all seen that before. They walk around campus and just have girl's thongs hitting them in the face from every possible angle. They nail any chick they want by just snapping their fingers or pointing at the chick. That's real power right there. Does Brittney Griner have this same power?
Like let's just say for a second that she likes dick. Does she just stroll through the campus pointing at dudes and basically telling them that they have to come fuck her this second. She has like two midget body guards answer the door and bring the guys in to her while she just lays there getting ready to take it. And like when she walks around campus do guys throw their underwear at her? Basically what I'm asking is if she is the equivalent to a big time male basketball player?
I think this is very plausible. Although what is also very plausible is that she probably eats a vagina like no other. Like she probably just chows down on that shit like a pirana that hasn't eaten in weeks. Either way I'm gonna stick to one conclusion here, she definitely gets any guy or chick that she wants while she is on that campus.
Sidenote: Before games do you think the ref reaches between her legs to check if she has balls?
Steve....that is some funny shit! I snorted and blew red wine out my nose reading this. hilarious! Keep writing!
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