Monday, April 9, 2012

Asshole(s) Of The Day Award

 

If you get drunk with some chick where is the best place to have sex early in the morning? A) at your place, B) in the seven eleven bathroom stall, or C) on the front lawn of a pediatrics office with kids looking out the window. If you chose C, you are correct. It doesn't even state if these two are together it just states that they were rolling around on the front lawn while cursing and screaming at each other. I guess that means they like it rough. Getting arrested for being hammered at 8am and having crazy sex on the front lawn of a pediatrics office is not way to go through like folks. Especially when you're 39 and 45 years old. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your souls. 

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