Trying to fulfill your cop fantasy? Don't drive to a cops house while you're shitfaced and tell him that you're trying to fulfill it. Why not? Because when you fit the description of the drunken driver reported on route 90 that cop will arrest you even if you are standing there in your underwear with a couple of roses. I mean really lady I don't even have words for this. All I know is that you're a piece of work, and a horny piece of work at that. Here's your t-shirt. Go directly to jail and do not collect $200.
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