This survey apparently analyzed 27 billion conversations over the course of a year on search engines to find out what men and women want. Hey survey people, you didn't have to do all that work it's right here all the fucking time on this blog. But one thing I do have to wonder is, are only fat women using the internet? Because according to this, 8 out of the 10 things women want are food. And no, wine wasn't anywhere on that list...I'm calling bullshit on this one. I love pizza as much as the next girl, but there's no way in hell all women want is ice cream, chocolate, cake, cookies, lattes, pancakes and...sushi. We want all those things, but they are definitely not top 10 out of everything in this world. More like food gets grouped under one category, next to kittens and shinny things. Not to mention, this shit about chocolate being better than sex needs to go. One women was talking about wanting chocolate ice cream more than she wanted to get laid. I guarantee you this chick is fat...or has cobwebs on her vagina, or both. The only time this doesn't apply is when it's "that time" of the month, in which case most women would kill for a candy bar and then suffocate their man with the wrapper if he tried to touch her. Side note: I'm eating an entire bag of Doritos when I'm writing this...soo yea don't take anything I say too seriously.
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