Where is the freshest vagina located in the United States? This is normally a debate that gets fairly heated but I will do my best to put the debate to rest as I will regionally rank the country's freshest vagina.
5) Northwest: Solely here because the Northwest is actually a region, but you never hear about any hot females coming from the Northwest. Usually you meet a depressed bitch from Seattle who's sad because it rains all the time. Not particularly the greatest location for good vagina.
4) Northeast: You'll always find hot girls in the northeast, but how fresh is the vagina really? I know there is a lot of freshness in this region because I live here, but with the weather not being ridiculously nice year round, it doesn't stay fresh in the winter time.
3) Midwest: Surprisingly, this region brings out some of the hottest tall blonde chicks in the league. The only downfall is that it's snowing for five months out of the year. Which means that it's tough for those vaginas to stay fresh while it's snowing and they don't have to leave the house.
2) West: When I say West I mean Southern California, Arizona and New Mexico. As well as Nevada and some other places out there. There is no arguing that So Cal and Zona definitely carry the workload for the fresh vagina level in this region. Always in bikini's and always trying to keep it fresh for every guy who walks by. The West is a great place to be if you're a guy.
1) South: All of down south has the freshest vagina in the league. From Texas to about South Carolina the southern blonde bombshells are all over the place. Mix that in with he exotic hotties from Florida and you have vagina that's the equivalent to rolls that are just out of the oven. It's easily the best vagina in the league.
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