C U Next Tuesday's: Stories Of Your Cunt Ex Girlfriends

 

Story from Mark (Massachusetts) 

"It was my birthday and my ex and I ended up going to a play. So it was my birthday, and I bought the tickets for me and her to go see some dumb play that she wanted to go see. Now since it was my birthday all my mother told me was to be back at the house by 5:15 because my family was coming over for cake and all that good stuff. Now it's about 4:30 and the play isn't over yet, finally by like 4:40 it's over. There just so happens to be roughly eighty nine thousand curtain calls at these fucking things. On curtain call number eighty nine thousand and one I look at her and say, "You know, we really have to go." She looked at me like I told her to go fuck her mother. Gives me an attitude as we leave, doesn't talk to me the entire ride home. What a way to end that fucking miserable day." 

Like you told her to go fuck her mother, absolutely priceless. Sounds like this broad needs a straight jacket, or a place in a mental health facility.