Isn't that so funny? That guy who happens to be that girls straight gay best friend. You know the girls who say things like, "Oh he's harmless he's like my gay best friend." One problem with that, he's straight. Therefore, his penis thinks about vagina and not guy's assholes. Therefore, your thoughts on him being harmless are completely off.
I'm sure the guy in the picture up here seems harmless to all of you, but unfortunately he is not harmless. Why is he not harmless? He's a fucking guy. Other than food and sports what is the most frequent thing that runs through guy's minds? It's quite simple, that would be women. Guys think about having sex with girls about seventy times a minute on average. That's the average. That means there are horn dogs out there who think about it way more than that.
Where am I going with this? That friend of yours who you proclaim as harmless, isn't harmless. Why? Because he wants to fuck you. Today should be considered He Wants To Fuck You Monday, because that's what I'm rolling with today. Sure he's laid in bed with you and not tried to make a move, and sure he asks you how that guy is that you're currently with, but that doesn't mean he's harmless. Like I have already stated, he's a guy, he thinks with his cock.
You know when he's not gonna be harmless? At 3am when you call him to drive you home while you're blackout drunk and he's asking you for a lap nap on the way. Is he still gonna be harmless after that? No. So girls, what have we learned from this Monday? Unless he's sucking dick, he's trying to bang you.
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