Ah yes, the old god told me to do it song and dance. This dude claims that god told him that this store needed to be destroyed so he broke the windows, went in and fucked the entire place up and then waited for the cops to come at the door. God also told him to fuck up a jeep and he did and wrote Fear God in his own blood on the window. However, good news for everyone he claims he is perfectly sane. Really? You call this perfectly sane? Can I ask what god you're listening to here? Is it the god of being a complete and total asshole? Why would god tell you to walk around town causing havoc and fucking shit up? It must be the god of debt because you're in thousands of dollars of it now because of this god guy. Here's your t-shirt, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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