If you were smuggling 89 bags of cocaine and heroine how would you do it? Would you A) shove it up your ass, B) Have it hidden in the glove compartment of your car, or C) tie all 89 bags to your penis? If you chose C, then you aren't really correct, but you did choose what this asshole did. He got pulled over, they found weed in his car and then the officer saw a huge bulge in his pants. Figuring that no ones dick could possibly look like this, the cop questioned him and found the bags attached to his pecker. Wait, it gets better. When the cop tried to remove the bags, this guy starts pissing everywhere. What's wrong you little bitch, did you get scared? You're supposed to be this big tough guy drug dealer, but it looks like you're just a bed wetter. Maybe next time you should just come up with a better plan. Here's your t-shirt, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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