NFL Draft weekend is over. All around America people are consoling their loved ones that didn’t get drafted and just had their dreams shattered. Everyone’s talking about how crazy emotional it is for the players that have been put through this. Well, I’m sure it’s tough for them, but what I’m thinking about is: who still has a girlfriend after this weekend?
Seriously, think about the star athletes at college. They’ve all got at least 3 or 4 girls ready to throw panties at a moment’s notice. Why? Because these girls are secretly hoping that one day when he makes it to the big time, she’ll be the one who was “there from the beginning.” Sure, athletes put a lot of work into their craft, but these girls have been working on a game plan since day one to make it to the Trophy Wife Superbowl. You think the guys that get rejected are sad? Try realizing that you just spent four years dropping dome on some kid that’s never making it to the dome. Talk about a let down. Although I do feel bad for the guys that think they can cry on their girlfriends shoulder only to realize her gold digging ass has moved on. Then again, your dumb ass probably should have realized this chick wasn’t with you because you have an award winning personality.
But in all seriousness, this is hugely untapped potential for the NFL. Fuck canceling the Pro Bowl, replace it with a Trophy Wife Superbowl. Fighting to be athlete arm candy is probably one of the most competitive sports in the world. Hot women just battling each other for who gets to have sex with the quarterback at the end of the day, who wouldn’t watch that? Someone get me a job with the NFL, I’ll make this happen.
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