Can You Tell If She Has A Bush?

 

Is it plausible to think that you could tell if a woman has a bush just by looking at her? At first thought you are probably thinking that there is absolutely no way that's even possible. However, there are many things you can figure out just by looking at a person and I have to say that this is definitely one of them. Bush or no bush, you can tell at first glance. 

It's the same thing as looking at a chick and saying right away, "This girl's definitely a slut." I do it all the time, you do it all the time, we all do it all the time. Don't try and bullshit me by telling me that you don't do that or think that about girls you just see or meet. And just like there are ways you can tell that chick is definitely a slut, there are also ways you can tell that chick definitely has a bush. 

First of all, the first big thing is the skin complexion. When her skin looks like it needs to be hit with a sandblaster a couple of times, there's no way you're thinking to yourself that she shaves down south. Also, the way that she stands can tell you a lot. If she's standing there with one leg straight and the other foot pointed awkwardly outward, it's got bush written all over it. Do you know how hot it's gotta be down there with her legs close together if she has a bush? It's like inserting a rainforest into a sewer system, it's just not pretty, 

Lastly, if she has hair in weird spots, she definitely has a bush. If she can't keep her arms groomed, how the fuck is she gonna keep the top to her vagina groomed? Not gonna happen. So do you still think it's not possible to tell if someone has a bush? You are very wrong if you disagree with me. Not just because I'm always right, but because I'm right more times than you are. And it's not that the bush is making a comeback (which I wrote about over a year ago), it's that it never really left.