This was brought to my attention the other night by a very hilarious asian man. This isn't even a joke, there really is an app for sex offenders. Like there is no hiding anymore. If you have kids, you just download this app and suddenly every sex offender in your area comes up with all these red dots.
Wait, it gets better. You then click on the dot and their creepy ass picture comes up with their statistics, you know the usual stats just height, weight, ethnicity, age, hometown and all that good stuff. And then here's the kicker, it tells you what they did, and how old their victim was. This shit doesn't fuck around. If they had this years back Jerry Sandusky would've been all over this shit.
Like really, who would've thought they'd have an app for sex offenders? Just the app people making your neighborhood safe. If you suspect your creepy neighbor of sodomizing a nine year old, you just put it in your phone and you can see if he sodomized a nine year old. Shit is so crazy I can't even deal with it. What's next? Possibly an app to tell you where all the hookers and drug dealers roam the streets at night time. That's my guess.
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