What's Worse? Having Your Girlfriend Pick You Up From The Bar Or Going Out With Your Girlfriend's Father?

 

Alright, so the other night the two of my friends got into this argument. One of my friend's girlfriend's parents were in from out of town and towards the end of the night when both were drunk they wanted to go out for a night on the town. They asked my other friend if he wanted to come and he said he couldn't because his girlfriend was picking him up from the bar. He obviously got verbally abused with this but then fired back with, "You're going out with your girlfriend's father bro." 

This brings up the question of what is worse? Is it worse to have your girlfriend pick you up from the bar, or go out with your girlfriend's father? I mean let's be serious here, who really wants to go out with their girlfriend's father? Shit could get real fucking weird when going out with your girlfriend's dad. He's gonna try and tempt you with strip clubs and hookers to see if you'll cheat on his daughter while you contemplate what you should actually do. Then after you catch a blowie from that tranny on the street he'll probably run to his daughter and tell her that you're a fag or something. 

On the other hand, you are leaving the bar early to have your girlfriend pick you up. While looking like the biggest bitch on the face of the earth, you also know full well that you are going home to get some vagina, and not going out and partying with some more sausage who's gonna try and trick you into mischief and tom foolery while having a disease infested woman sit on your face for a $50 bill. However, even though it is your girlfriend, you are not guaranteed to get your penis wet or even touched for that matter. 

So what's worse? I'm going with going out with your girlfriend's father. Although he's one of the coolest mother fucker's you've ever met, it's not your bachelor party. Guy code doesn't work with father's unless there's a bachelor party going on. Meaning, that when he tricks you into getting your dick sucked by that stripper, he's gonna tell his daughter. Even if you're just going home to fall asleep with your girlfriend, you're not gonna wake up the next day with her yelling at you.