The Power Of The Vagina

 

There is this one mystical power in the world that is really the almighty power on earth. It's more powerful than the Golden Gun in 007 for Nintendo64, it's better than when you get that star in Mario Kart, it's even more powerful than the highest level with the best guns and being invisible on the radar in Call of Duty. What is this power I speak of? It's the power of the vagina. 

The vagina is the one power that women on earth have. Why? Because that one power for women, is man's weakness. It's literally a form of hypnosis for men everywhere. If you bait a man with a vagina, he will literally do whatever the fuck you want. So your man doesn't pick up his clothes off the floor? Tell him you're not having sex with him until the clothes get picked up and watch how fast those clothes are off the floor. Tell a man that if he sits through some show that he wants no part of that you'll be spreading your legs like the red sea later that night. You'll have the tickets, dinner reservations and a billboard with your name on it within 45 minutes. 

It's the power that trumps all. It's like that fucking wand that they all talk about in the last two Harry Potter movies. And yes, I fucking love Harry Potter. It's the most powerful thing on this planet. However, women don't realize just how powerful their vagina is. The hotter you are, the more powerful it is. So basically, if you're a ten your vagina is the equivalent to performance enhancing drugs in baseball. You're throwing greatness on top of greatness. There's just no way around it, you have the key to anything you want when you have a vagina. 

Okay so you bleed for seven days straight once a month, big deal. It's a small price to pay for holding the key to anything you want. People say that you have the whole world in your hands, and for women it is absolutely true. You can do anything you want when you have a vagina. Not only is it the most beautiful creation on the planet, but it's also the most powerful. The power of the vagina, use it wisely, or just use it to get ahead in life. It's up to you ladies. It's up to you.