Have you ever been out and tried to hook up your boy with some chick who's just desperate and looking for some dick? Obviously, we've all been there. But what I don't get is that we all know what's going on here in this situation, so why are you asking absolutely moronic questions? Let me go further and explain what the fuck I'm talking about.
What I'm talking about is when your friend disappears for a minute or two and probably goes to the bathroom and that girl comes over to you and says, "So, is your friend a good guy?" Sweetheart, it's two in the morning, you're hammered, he's hammered and we all know that you're desperate. We all see what's happening here. You're going home together and you're gonna mouth bang the shit out of him and then follow it up by getting absolutely plowed. It's no secret.
Basically what I'm trying to say is that you don't care if he's a good guy or not. He's just here to get you laid and get his dick wet. There's no caring about whether or not he's a good guy. You're just trying to make sure that he's not gonna murder you when you're out of public viewing. Good guy? How many good guys do you meet at a bar who are only looking to pipe you out? I think you can answer that question.
Look, everyone knows you're both just there to have some crazy sex and then go your separate ways and never speak again. Putting on the front that you're meeting your next long term relationship is one of the most ridiculous and idiotic woman things to do. Just go get railed and call it a night.
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