Who's that handsome man in the red right there? That would be me, Daddy, buying my Mega Millions tickets yesterday. I just so happened to be posted on the front page of the Staten Island Advance with that good looking mug. The lady asked me what I'm gonna do if I win. I said what any normal human being would say. I'm moving to fucking Miami. Listen I know I have like a one in 200 million chance of winning, but you still gotta be in it to win it. All you need is a ticket to the dance to have a chance with the pretty girl. If I'm a millionaire by the end of tonight, you're gonna see people jumping on this site and my dick like monkey's jumping on trees. See you all tomorrow when I'm swimming in $600 million. Don't worry though, I won't forget where I came from, I'll still have this shitty blog.
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