Let's talk for real here. I have this friend who was talking about the best blowjob that he's ever gotten. Yes, as men we do talk about these things just like you ladies talk about the biggest dick you've ever seen. It's as consistent as gravity, we remember the great bj's just as you remember the huge dicks. It's a two way street.
Now, as the rest of us sat there and pondered and couldn't come up with an answer, my one friend knew exactly who the girl was, who she was related to, where he was, how it happened and stated that he would pay money to watch her suck dick again. Not even pay money to watch her suck his dick, just pay money to watch her suck anyone's dick. Now that's a bold statement right there.
You don't hear a statement like that ever. Usually you hear something like, "I would definitely let her suck my dick again." You never hear, "I would just pay money to watch her suck dick." It had to be porn star type of fellatio to make a statement like this. Why? Because there's only so much a girl could do with her mouth and your penis. Usually girls have a DSR (Dick Sucking Routine) that they use on every guy and you can get tired of it after awhile. Not tired of her sucking your dick, just tired of the routine. For a guy to say he would just let her go to town on his dick using the same routine over and over again is really saying something. This must be a routine that one would call The Perfect Ten.
Let's face it, a proper blowjob is at the top of the list of best things on the face of the earth. You think if Monica Lewinsky gave Bill Clinton The Perfect Ten that he would've been impeached? No, he would've either kept his mouth shut or passed her on to all his administrators. When the blowjob is mediocre no one cares. Spectacular blowjobs entail a guy paying to watch you do it again. And when you learn how to do this ladies you are the few and the proud. Not the marines, but you are the veteran blowjob givers.
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