What is that? Read the bottle and notice what that says. It is strawberry flavored salad tossing spray. Just in case the asshole you're licking happens to taste like actual asshole, spray some of this on it and it'll clear up right away. I don't know if that's an accurate assessment here. Honestly, I mean if you fabreezed shit, it's still gonna be shit with a little hint of fabreeze. If you spray this in someone's ass before licking it, it's still gonna taste like asshole with a hint of strawberry. It's just gonna taste like they ate strawberries for lunch really. I just can't fathom the fact that they make a spray distinctly for tossing salad. If you're gonna toss some salad you take it like a man. You check the bread and stick your face right in there and lick the little penny with no artificial flavoring. It comes with the territory. Plus if she's a face jockey, no amount of spray is gonna help you while she's suffocating your face with her ass.
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