Yes, it's what a lot of people have been waiting for; the post trade edition of Why Tim Tebow Sucks Today. First of all, he sucks because for some reason a shitty backup quarterback getting traded makes more headlines than a coach who's getting suspended for an entire year. How that works, I have no idea. Next, the Jets just CANNOT help themselves ever with fucking anything. They just get enamored by a big name that becomes available and just automatically go after that name even though he has no place in their system. Let me get this straight, you're gonna pay this asshole $2.5 million for four to eight plays a game? Didn't you idiots just say that Sanchez is your guy and signed him to an extension? Not to mention that Sanchez is the type of guy that needs his coaches to stroke his cock and tell him that he's the guy in order for him to play well. Now you bring in Tebow to a fan base that already hates Sanchez and after the first bad game he has they'll all be calling for Tebow to start. It's what happened in Denver, it's what's gonna happen here. Also, how come whenever this asshole does well it's always because of Jesus but whenever he plays like the shitty quarterback that he is the word Jesus is never even mentioned? No one's listening to the third string quarterback bro, it's like listening to the guy in the stands with the beer drinking hat. And what do I mean by third string quarterback? The fucking asshole Jets signed Drew Stanton to be their back up already, just making this more of a circus.
"Bro the wildcat is gonna be sick with Tebow." Really? Because Sparano really ran the wildcat a ton last year. Have we not noticed that this is a PASSING LEAGUE? Nobody runs the one eyed Mississippi wing wild cat formation anymore. Guys are too fast for that shit in the NFL and therefore it doesn't work. So all you morons who love this trade because of the wildcat obviously don't know anything about football. Oh, and an already fractured locker room now gets a guy who guys like Cromartie are already talking shit about. And what the fuck type of conversation could a guy like Cromartie have with a guy like Tebow? Cromartie's got like ten kids and a whole bunch of different women and Tebow doesn't even know what a vagina looks like. I'm sure that'll add some great team chemistry. And what about Rex Ryan. You're gonna put Tebow in the same locker room with trucker mouth Rex Ryan? Are you out of your fucking mind? I don't think little baby ears Tebow can handle that. It is now clear that Tebow is solely in New York because the Giants won the Super Bowl and the Jets don't like being ignored by the headlines. So here we go, the Tim Tebow era in New York begins. My money is on that he'll be crying himself to sleep like Katie's boyfriend in the Dave Chappelle skit of the Mad Real World after everyone bangs his girlfriend. The circus is definitely in town and Jesus is leading the way.
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