So you met a girl who you're thinking is this sweet good girl virgin mary type of chick. You're telling all your friends how you met this girl who is nothing like these other girls that you've been with and that she's a good girl who hasn't been with that many people. But is she really?
What am I talking about? Well, that good girl might possibly be yanking your chain a little bit more than you think. If she hasn't been with that many people how come that first blow job was that awesome? Like you don't just learn to suck a mean dick overnight. That takes years of practice in order to suck a dick the right way. It's not a two week course, it's a four year education.
And then you finally have sex with her. She made you wait a couple of months for the sex like a good girl would but then you two had some of the best sex you both have ever had. What smoke is she blowing up your ass here? She might've only told you about a couple of guys, but for some reason you're thinking there's been a few more than a couple. She's just keeping it quiet.
It's like the American Pie rule of three. If a girl tells you how many dudes she's banged, multiply that number by three and that's the real number. It's as consistent as gravity. Or you could just do what I do. Don't even ask the question because you don't really wanna know the real number. Plus she probably doesn't wanna know your number either. It doesn't matter anyway, it's in the past. So as long as the both of you don't have any hidden STD's, you should be alright. Just don't let her fool you with that bogus number that's not even in the ballpark.
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