Wednesday, March 14, 2012

There's Always That One Jerkoff That Doesn't Want It...

 
Have you ever been hanging out at a house or a party or something and everyone's hungry? Or when you're just hanging and then suddenly everyone suddenly wants to go out and go do something? Everyone's all jacked up and excited and they double check to ask everyone if they're definitely in and then they get to that guy. 

That guy who has to be that jerkoff that says no and destroys the mood. The guy who just takes the wind out of everyone's sales when he just quietly says, "Nah," or "I don't really feel like it." He's like that girl who's making out with you and grabbing your dick on the outside of the pants and then when you go make the move she says, "Nah, I don't really feel like having sex." It's the biggest let down in the league. 

Then you know what happens later? That guy says something like, "We should've went out," or "You know, we should've ordered food before, I'm pretty hungry." Really guy? You say this now. You're that one jerkoff that everyone now instantly wants to punch in the face. If you just would've went with the flow, everyone would've been happy. Now since you had to be selfish, everyone's miserable. 

What's the moral of the story? Basically, the moral of the story is don't be that guy. When you're sitting around noticing how everyone in the room is just so jacked up for what's about to happen, don't kill the mood by saying no. Just go with the flow and have a good time stuffing your face or going out. Don't be that jerkoff. 

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