Lost in the woods and looking for somewhere to pee? Just call 911 and they'll come find you and help you out. Unless your idea of lost is being high on meth and standing on your front lawn with a cooler of beer and a handgun. Sounds like a normal day in Florida to me. Which brings us to our next topic. Kids, don't do drugs. Here's your t-shirt, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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