You just had to be that guy didn't you. The guy who went down the road that no man has gone since the incident. What would we consider the incident? The incident would be considered that little thing known as nudie pics that your girlfriend sent to all of the earth's seven continents and has not lived down since. And for good reason, why should anyone live down nudie pics?
There is no double standard in this category, guys don't live down dick pics and girls don't live down nudie pics. And it's all for good reason. Taking pictures of yourself to see how you're looking is all well and good. Sending those pictures to people and not expecting them to go more viral than the Rebecca Black Friday video is just moronic.
And now here you are, getting yourself in that situation that no one wanted to be in. You met her, you told yourself not to like her and you told yourself that she was just a hit it and quit and then you got sucked in. You got sucked in to the, "I was young and stupid," line. Everyone was young and stupid, not everyone was young, stupid and sent out nudie pics.
So here you go kind sir. You are not going to be able to live this down. EVERYONE has seen your girlfriend naked. There are no secrets, we all know what you're working with. Every guy can walk up to you and tell you that they have seen your girlfriend naked. It's almost the equivalent to banging a porn star. It's not that impressive because we know everyone's seen her naked. Now you're the guy who has to deal with it. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
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