In life there are things that are needed. This list consists of food, water, clothing, shelter, a pet dragon, and as always the slump buster. It's one of those things that is just an absolute necessity in the life of any man. It can be a necessity for women, but with your standards and everything I'm gonna leave this as mostly with men.
Now a slump in a sport like baseball is when you are having trouble performing at a high level. Maybe it's a ten game swing where you're like 0 for your last 30. A slump in the non sporting world is more like a drought. You haven't been laid in months. You are not performing at that high level that you were once performing at. It's time for a confidence booster, it's time for a slump buster.
The beauty about this is that in both the baseball world and in real life, a slump buster means the same thing. You gotta go out there and slay that fat chick. Fat chicks are what we know as slump busters. You have a lot of semen back up in you, you haven't been on your game in god knows how long, and now it's time for that confidence booster. It's like facing that shitty pitcher at the right time. You're ready to break out with a 4 for 4 day with a couple of doubles and a few RBI's. You gotta get with that fat chick to get that confidence back up.
It's the story of the slump buster. She's large and in charge, but you're doing it so you remember what a vagina feels like (even though it might just be a crevice in her gut) and you know this is a necessary evil. It's practice. It's putting in the extra work to get you out of your slump. Next thing you know, you go out next weekend, you look like you've been laid recently, and you're back on your game. It's the story of the slump buster. Go big, or go home.
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