First things first, am I seeing things or is that the fucking Yukon Trail on your shirt? Now on to the real issue at hand here, those tie-dye shorts with brown in the crack. Is it brown from the tie-dye or is it brown because you shit yourself? I'm not quite sure which one it is, but if I had to choose one I would go with you shitting yourself. I can also only imagine what is on the front of you because that dude to your left can't seem to take his eyes off it. Walmart, the only place where you can find shit stained tie-dye shorts in the middle of January. You gotta love it.
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