Have you ever been out at a bar and you turned around and see that girl who is piss drunk standing at the corner of the bar? You're looking at her, her eyes are like half opened, she has the drunk smile on and she's leaning on the bar and her head is like moving back and forth totally off beat to any music that's going on. You then turn to your friend and say, "Wow, this girl might actually die tonight."
I'm sure we've all seen this girl before out at the bar just looking like a sloppy mess. She's the definition of everything I do not want any of my daughters to be if I ever have any. She's dressed like a complete slut, she's blackout drunk, she has three guys around her that are probably gonna bukkakke her later in the night and she's gonna wake up in a cheap hotel room ass naked and probably on the floor. Sounds classy.
If she's not waking up on a cheap hotel room floor, she's waking up next to the toilet bowl, or she's gonna be in the hospital with alcohol poisoning. At least for her it's a win, win situation right? She also wonders why she's the ex girlfriend. Well, we can all see why sweetheart. You're drooling on the bar and don't know where you are. That's as girlfriend material as it gets right?
By the time the night is over this girl is getting escorted out by her friends, the bouncers, or some guy who is trying to take complete advantage of her while she's passed out. Either way, you have all witnessed that girl who you think is gonna die that night.
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