Sweet speedo bro. Right, there was nothing else you could have possibly put on other than that napkin you're wearing. But that's besides the point. During what point in your swing did you think to yourself, "Wow, this was a terrible idea,"? I'm gonna say you're walking out of this one with at least two broken ribs, some sort of laceration and a bunch of friends who are gonna make fun of you for the rest of your life. Tarzan could pull this off because he was jacked, he did it every day and he was raised by monkeys. You're not just gonna be all nonchalant about swinging from a rope and walk out of there unharmed. Your bad bro. Just get ready to be the butt of all your friends jokes for awhile.
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