She's Gotta Look Good In Your Clothes...

 

Maybe I'm a little crazy, but I think that it's so incredibly sexy when a girl looks good wearing your clothes. Like if you're gonna get involved with a girl she is gonna eventually be wearing some article of clothing from you at some point or another. Women like guys clothes because they like when shit runs big on them and guys clothes are comfortable. But, she's still gotta look good wearing it. 

I'm not much a fan of the huge t-shirt as I am a fan of the hoodie. A guys hoodie is gonna run tremendous on any girl unless that girl happens to be absolutely tremendous herself. So let's just say you're not with a girl who weighs more than you, if your hoodie looks good on her, she's a keeper. It's really big and runs like just above her knees, it's the perfect fit for a girl because she can actually put it on with nothing else on and it'll look incredibly sexy. 

Then we have my second favorite article of guys clothing on women, the button down shirt. Yes, it's the Risky Business look, but when it's not on halloween it's so cute and sexy. They leave like three buttons open and there's like a little bit of cleavage showing. Then it goes like three quarters of the way down her thigh and you just have a raging boner. It's one of the greatest things ever invented. A guys button down on a woman. 

Basically, for you to want to keep a girl around for a long period of time, she's gotta look good in your clothes. I'm a man of a lot of requirements, and as dumb as it sounds, this is one of those requirements. If you don't look good in my clothes, I can't keep you around. If you look awesome in my clothes, you're a keeper. It's all about the sex appeal.