He's The Only One Who Thinks He's A Tough Guy...

 

We all know that guy who thinks he's the toughest, most badass mother fucker on the face of the earth. He walks around with that tough guy stare like he thinks he's about to walk into a UFC fight and he wears gloves, headbands and all types of accessories to the gym. When he goes out, he self proclaims himself as the guy you don't want to fuck with. Little does he know, he's the only person who actually thinks he's a badass. 

His friends aren't even like really friends with him but they just hang out with him for the laughs. And when I say they hang out for the laughs I mean they're laughing at him not with him. Laughs like how big he is, how strong he is, how tough he is, and how many girls he bangs. The only problem is that you only hear things like this out of his own mouth and you know that if any shit ever really went down he would be running away like a six year old school girl who thinks there's a monster under her bed. 

There's a good chance he probably thinks he's got "street cred". You know he's definitely brainwashed himself into thinking that he's from the hood and he murders people. Meanwhile he grew up in a rich, gated community and he's never seen a gun or any other weapon for that matter, in his entire life. The jokes just keep on coming at this asshole. 

At the end of the day, you and everyone who knows this jackass knows how dumb he is and knows that he is the only one who thinks he's a tough guy. He's the guido version of Jaime Kennedy in Malibu's Most Wanted. Next thing you know, he starts with the wrong guy, gets his ass beat and you all stand there laughing at him. And no, his lesson has not been learned. He will still be the biggest asshole on the face of the earth when you see him the next day. Learning experiences do not apply to this guy. He's a tough guy, remember?