Sometimes, We Do It Just To Do It...

 

Would you start a fight with that? You're all gonna say no, but the correct answer should actually be yes. Ladies, don't take this the wrong way, but sometimes guys just have to start a fight with you for the sake of starting a fight with you. It's not always gonna be all hunky dory all the time, so we need to know how you handle a fight, before a real fight actually breaks out. 

Let's say you've just started talking to someone and everything is going well for the first two months. It's good, you haven't fought yet and it's almost too good to be true. You know what has to happen? You have to start a fight. Guys will start a fight just to start a fight sometimes. Ladies, it's not healthy to be happy all the time. Because then when the real shit hits the fan no one knows how either of you are gonna react. It's the relationship version of practice. The more you sweat in battle, the less you'll bleed in war, it's the same concept. 

Does this sound crazy and psychotic? Maybe. But is it one of those necessary evils? Yes it is. You have no idea how bad it is when you don't know what to expect when you're getting into a real fight. It's like walking into an alley in Detroit and not knowing what to expect. You're fucked three ways towards the weekend. But if you know what's coming, you have some defense mechanisms, and you have a plan of attack; now you're ready to fight. 

Doing it just to do it is the pre game warm up for the real fights that will most assuredly happen at a later date. It's tactical training for tactical warfare. It's like army ranger training with insults. You're not just preparing yourself, but you're also preparing your significant other. Sometimes, we do it just to do it. And that's the only explanation.