Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Girls Can Get Into Girls, But...

 
When women get fucked over so many times by assholes, their first reaction is to go after nerds who they will have wrapped around their finger. But when the nerd search doesn't work out, what happens next? Well, you all know where this is going; they just decide to get into girls. And this is something that only girls can do. 

See when girls decide that they're going to make the switch from penis to vagina, that is a full fledged choice. That is not a, "I was confused and didn't know I was into girls." No, that is a firm, "I just want to go down and lick some vagina now." But this is just another difference that we see between men and women. 

Why is this a difference? Because when men have been fucked over by girls, they just become bigger assholes. Guys can't just say, "Oh yeah, I wanna suck some dick now." That is a firm decision that you are out of the pussy game forever. Girls can switch to girls and not be considered gay. If a guy switches to guys (which I have no idea what would make a straight guy do that), he is full on gay. 

So why is it that a woman can lick a vagina and not be considered gay, but a man can decide to suck some dick and he's a full on gay guy all of a sudden? It's very simple. A wise man once said, "You could build a thousand bridges in your life and never be known as a bridge builder. But if you suck one cock, you're a cock sucker for life." If that quote doesn't explain everything right there, then you just won't get it. 

Sidenote: I don't have anything against gay people. This is just for fun and for laughs. Don't take it personally. I have gay friends too and they're cool with the shit I say because they know it's a joke. Don't take shit so seriously. 


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