You hear this happen all the time. A guy is talking to a girl and on Friday night and he's talking about how he's gonna bang the shit out of this girl and by Monday he's talking about how she's a complete psycho and he needs to get away from her. So the question is, what the fuck happened in that short time frame that you now want nothing to do with her?
Well it's quite simple. That bitch was crazy and she scared him away. How? Well, these two people never hung out and she was texting things like, "Hey, what do you want for dinner later?" Or, "I made cupcakes for you, what time are you coming over?" Bitch, you two haven't even hung out yet and you're talking like you've been dating for six months. Calm the fuck down.
Then her text messaging proceeded to get out of control. She would text pictures of herself, not naked pictures, just regular pictures of her face and she would put a caption that said, "All Natural, what do you think?" I would've been running for the hills after the cupcakes comment, but this is just borderline psychopath.
And then finally she would text saying, "What are you doing?" And when the guy responded with, "Nothing," she would say, "Good, then talk to me." You want to know how to never get a guy ever again? Do everything that this crazy bitch did. This isn't coming on strong, this is the German blitzkrieg during world war II. Back the fuck up, take it slow, and fucking relax. You are single and labeled a psycho because of shit like this. It's a terrible way to live your life and you are bound to end up searching for a soul mate on match.com.
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