Have you ever witnessed a match.com date? Well you wouldn't know it because you've probably never asked. Nothing is better than watching an awkward date taking place right before your eyes. You know what's going on in each person's head and you know exactly where this date is going about five minutes into it.
First of all, they're both awkward as fuck while they're talking to each other. Yeah, they got to know each other over the internet but the guy realizes that woman's picture was a bit flawed because she looks way worse in person and the woman is wondering why this guy looks twenty pounds heavier than when she saw him online. The woman also doesn't want to talk because she feels uncomfortable and the guy is just completely trying to keep a conversation going and no matter how hard he tries, he continues to fail miserably. He's basically in quick sand, the harder he fights the deeper he sinks. He's fucked.
It is all about to spiral out of control. He came out thinking he was easily getting laid tonight and she came out thinking that this was gonna be her last first date. Both bad things to be thinking going into any night because you're just setting yourself up for disappointment. You gotta expect the worst but hope for the best. If you do that, you're never disappointed. But most of you morons don't realize this.
The one thing you can tell though is that these two definitely met on match.com. You can tell real quickly when two people have never been in physical contact with each other, and that's exactly why this shit doesn't work. So save yourself the trouble, whenever you see this occurring while you're out, just walk up and make shit real awkward. Just ask them if they met on match.com, what's the worst that can happen?
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