Trust me on this one, when police come to your house because your wife is bleeding they're not gonna arrest the ghost who you claimed did it. They're going to arrest you. What do you think this is paranormal activity bro? You get drunk, beat your wife, and then tell the police that a ghost did it? There is an extremely solid chance that this might be the greatest excuse of all time, but there is also an extremely solid chance that this is the dumbest excuse of all time. I'm pretty sure Casper isn't roaming around your house beating up your wife because your house is getting foreclosed on, I'm pretty sure that's you. Here's your t-shirt you giant asshole, try to stay sober for more than four hours, you might actually get somewhere.
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