He's Coming Over To Bang You...

 

So girls, you have a "friend" who you talk to all the time. He's cool, he's funny and you talk to him just as a "friend". And then suddenly one night while you're both drunk he says something to you along the lines of, "Can I come see you right now?" And that's where the fun begins.

You, since you're a woman are completely naive to this whole thing and you don't see what's going on. He clearly doesn't think of you as only a "friend". He talks to you a lot, he asks you to hang out, you two go to the same places and talk all the time. As a girl, how dumb are you to believe that this kid just wants to be friends with you?

Then it all comes out in that drunk text. He wants to see you, but you're an idiot. "Oh, he's just coming over to hang out." No bitch, he's coming over to bang you. It's two in the morning, he's drunk, he's sexting you. Any drunk text later than midnight is a sext. HE IS COMING OVER TO BANG YOU. Not to have milk and cookies and sleep on your couch. 

So ladies, you tell me if you texted a guy asking him if you could see him and he told you to come over what would you expect? You would expect to get railed. Guys aren't looking for friends, we have enough friends. If we want a friend, we'll get a dog. But a text at 2am means we want to get our dick wet. It's that simple.