So fella's, this is an issue that I'm pretty sure hasn't been addressed here on this blog. How do you try to get with girls when you go out? There are some who try and schmooze their lady of choice with a free drink, others go the old sweet talking route, and then there are you retards who think that women just want some random dick grinding up on them without any type of conversation and she'll somehow go home with you. You my friend, are a jackass.
Since you know that you can't actually hold a conversation with a normal girl, you just run under the assumption that if you dry hump every woman on the dance floor, you'll eventually get one to keep dancing with you. You're like a pit bull with that little pink thing hanging out. You just run around humping every vagina out there until you get one dumb blackout drunk girl who doesn't even realize you're grinding on her.
Guys, dry humping random chicks on the dance floor should not be your go to move, especially if you're over the age of 22. Every year after a girl turns 18, it gets harder and harder to try and dry hump them all over the dance floor. Why? Because they get smarter, they hold their alcohol better, and they actually gain respect for themselves. It's not a very hard concept to grasp.
How about talking? Would that actually work for you? Do you think you could accomplish that? There might actually be a chance of you scoring if you knew how to talk to a girl. Not even scoring, just even meeting a girl who's cool. You never know what might actually happen. But I do know one thing that will happen if you just go around air fucking everyone. And that is that you'll be going home to your right hand all by yourself.
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