This is what I woke up to from one of my best friends this morning. Seeing at he is the most unathletic human being on the planet the whole falling over the table and tearing his ACL thing was not at all surprising. He actually tore his ACL while doing the stanky leg back in college. On the other hand, he seems to have the strangest stories with women and getting his dick sucked in the most obnoxious and awesome ways. This is obnoxious, but it's fucking awesome. It is only fitting that this would be the first text message of 2013 because it is blog material to the max. Happy New Year everyone, have a great 2013 and I'll see you tonight for the Late Night Special and we'll be back tomorrow with the normal daily shit.
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