His "Roommate"

There are people who actually do get married for love. And then there are those other people who get married just to get married. Normally the men who get married just to get married are the most miserable, yet hilarious ones in their old age. Such as this guy I am about to describe.

I have heard tales of a married man who is the epitome of a guy who got married just to be married. Now his life is destroyed, he's still with the same woman and he tells every guy who isn't married that they should never get married. How does he start off when he talks about his wife? He calls her his "roommate".

Yes you read that correctly. He refers to his wife as his roommate. Not only that but when he describes the place that he met his roommate, he refers to that as ground zero. Is it possible to hate your life so much that you call the place you met your wife ground zero? I didn't even think it was possible. And the fact that he calls her his roommate insinuates one definite fact. They definitely never have sex.

I guess this is what being married is like when you do it just to do it. You grow to resent the person you married, you refer to them as your roommate, and you refer to the place you met them as a disaster. Gentlemen, the proof is right here. Don't ever get married. And if you do you should make a pact. After 20 years of marriage you have an opt out clause.