Facebook All Stars

The Definition of Facebook All Stars

I am almost positive that every person has those people on facebook who are so ridiculous that you just can't defriend them because of the laughter they bring to you daily. What do we refer to these people as? We refer to these people as Facebook All Stars. 

In their mind, they are the hottest of the hot. They are the shit. And they use facebook to let everyone know how awesome they are in their own mind. Now the main criteria for all Facebook All Stars is simple. They must have a nickname within their facebook name. For example Jimmy "Dueces" (insert last name here) or something along those lines. As you can see it's not just a nickname, it's a fucking ridiculous nickname. 

After this is established that they are in fact Facebook All Stars all you have to do is sit back and enjoy the show. Pictures such as the one up top, mirror pics, phenomenal statuses that make absolutely zero sense and likes on girls changed relationship statuses with a comment that reads, "call me toots" also apply. 

Do you have your lineup of Facebook All Stars? I know I do. You can't defriend them because they light up your day. You are laughing at them, not with them. And then when you get to actually see them out at a bar or club in person it just brings it all together. Facebook All Stars, everyone has theirs.