Wednesday, January 16, 2013

In Florida Today

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/strange/floriduh-blog/sfl-pet-grizzly-bear-20130115,0,352998.story

Maybe I'm the crazy one here but why does someone have a grizzly bear cub as a pet? It is now missing and roaming the streets of Florida. But what is my favorite part about this story that made it blog worthy? How about the cops suggestions to the people of the city if they see the bear. They said to clap your hands and say, "bear go home". Really? That's the best you could come up with? Clapping your fucking hands like it's a dog and telling it to go home? A fucking 100 pound bear cub will still fuck you up. I'm pretty sure if I see it I'm not clapping my hands and telling it to go home. This is why Florida will always make something in the news. Because of sheer stupidity.

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