Ladies With Curves, Please Pay Attention

This one is for curvy, thick chicks. No, it's not for fat chicks, it's for the hot, curvy thick girls who think that they need to lose weight. Here's the thing about you losing weight. If you're curvy and hot don't go on an I'm only eating one apple a day and going to the gym for three hours spree for the next few months. Why? Well I will tell you.

Other than the fact that it's not healthy, you're going to turn yourself into something that barely resembles you. Sure your face will be the same and your personality might be the same, but you won't be the same. You're going to realize that guys won't find you as attractive because you're going to look sickly. And then your girlfriends are going to be talking shit behind your back saying you need help because they think you throw up after you eat. You don't want that shit.

If you don't look pregnant or have a FUPA don't go on the you want to lose 50 pounds tantrum. You'll lose your great ass and probably lose your tits too. Guys aren't into that shit. Is it really gonna make you happy to look like a stick figure with no curves whatsoever? Is that what you consider yourself looking good? Come on.

Don't forget how beautiful you actually are. If you wanna tighten up a little bit, sure I'm all for it. But when you decide you want to lose weight and three months later you look like you lost your tits and ass in a card game people start to wonder what you were thinking. Just remember, curves are good and bones are bad. Don't over think it. If you're sexy, stay sexy.