He Hates White Girls...

I have this friend who has this thing about him where he actually hates white girls. No this is not that friend you are thinking about who I've written about before who only preys on black women. This is a totally different person and his reasoning for hating white girls actually made sense. I couldn't believe my ears and it almost made me start hating white women myself.

When I asked him why he hated white girls and would never want to bang one his answer was simple. He said to me, "I hate white girls because no matter how hot she looks, she's too white to look good naked. Looking milk white naked is so not sexy. It can take a 10 to like a 5 or 6. I can't do black girls either, too black is no good for me. I only like tanned, spanish girls because you know they're gonna look awesome naked."

As I sat there and thought about it all I could think about was how right he was. I thought about various different white girls naked and I couldn't help but say, "Wow, they really weren't as sexy as I had hoped." I thought about these porn stars with huge tits and tiny waistlines who are white and I thought how much sexier all the spanish porn stars looked. It's like I have seen the light. And then I realized how much better it is that my girlfriend is spanish.

It's amazing what your run of the mill conversations can do. Just a warning to any guy who reads this, the next time you're with a white chick you might get turned off a little bit when she gets naked. Tell her to leave the bra on at least and you won't get too freaked out. But my friend has got me on this train. Tanned girls are so much sexier and look so much better naked. I am all in on this. Not that I hate white girls, but tanned girls do just look way better naked. And it's not even debatable.